lefty I've cleaned the slate

[Lefty]

Yeah, I wondered about that. Hasn't anyone heard of non-lethal measures to take crazies out? Like that time in London they popped that guy's head open, who was just running to get his train.

Perhaps the trigger-happies are the real crazies.

I'll be sure not to carry anything that even remotely resembles any kind of weapon when I transfer at Dulles. Guess that means my teledildonic won't be with me on that long, boring flight to your little sliver of land across the Atlantic. Sigh. What's a guy to do for fun during those things?

[cherrysmum]

BEHAVE>>MIND YOUR MANNERS LOL..no funny stuff...keep your hands OUT of your pockets...watch a movie or do a crossword puzzle..play trivia pursuit with the other passengers..

[Lefty]

Hmm. I'd better scratch mine-sweeper, who's bomb is it anyway, and guess the terrorist off my list.

Dammit. Guess the terrorist is the best game. People always go for the guy with the beard.

You know, I was really surprised at the sign at O'Hare that said "do not scream at, or threaten customs agents" and such. The sign didn't mention you might end up like the guy last week.

Although the temptation to start screaming was present when they threw my expensive Samsonite on their little boards to rummage through my little cornflake collection I got going.

People today. No respect for people's property. And they wonder why Europeans taking holidays in the US are down. It's not the terrorists. They blow you to bits no matter where you go. It's Homeland Security. Unpleasant fellows.

(That'll get me red flagged for sure.)

[cherrysmum]

It is the "rent-a-cops" that are a pain in the ass..they think they have all this authority over your life and they are sooo rude..If the airlines only knew how rude some of them are..I for one will not be flying for a long time...My trip to Alaska was marred by the so called security guys. Tell me why I should pay someone hundreds of dollars to treat me like crap. No way Jose.

[cherrysis]

OOO too true Mum!!!

[Lefty]

Yeah! The line must be drawn here! No more smiling for that facial recognition thing, unless they tell a good joke! No more bending over for men, unless they buy us cocktails first! No more filling out "have you ever been affiliated with the Nazis in the 1930s or 1940s" on questionnaires, unless they buy us that DeLorean! No further! Just say no! Film at 11!

[The Lady Belle]

*removes lefty's batteries and places him back into his box*

I'll round up something here for a new board look..when my husband finished upgrading my computer and reloads all of my programs.

[Lefty]

Maybe something with fire!

[ellanoize]

I backed out because of the heat, I thought I was in the wrong place at first. But Now I've kicked off my boots and got my feet up warming by the flames.

[Lefty]

He's taken off his boots. RUN!